people with dark mark tattoos really make me so uncomfortable
did you even read the books?? like, you’re just going to walk around w/ a wizarding swastika on your arm for the rest of your life? ok..
I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via naartje)
Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension). (via note-a-bear)
Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch. (via mumblingsage)
(The 26 worst episodes of the 2013-14 television season, part 1 The A.V. Club)
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I would say on average, old people are the main offenders. There WAS that group of teens who refused to stop filming me at the counter for a Vine against my wishes, though… Also, those drunk kids who came in and stole our tips and a fucking coffee table from the lobby…